Yoga Pants and Leggings

Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines Leggings as: a covering (as of leather or cloth) for the leg —usually used in plural; also :  tights

Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines Tights as: a piece of clothing that is worn especially by girls, women, and dancers, that fits closely over the feet, legs, and waist, and that is made of a thicker material than pantyhose.

Urban Dictionary defines Yoga Pants as: Extremely tight sweatpants worn by girls to flaunt their ass, no matter if its nice or extremely large and rumply. Said to be popular because they are “comfortable”, but really its just a school appropriate way for Jr. High girls to let boys see their bum without putting forth much effort at all.

It was explained to me that leggings are footless tights.  If that’s the case, and so many women wear them the same as pants, then tights could be worn the same way.  If they are semi-sheer, then the sheer Lulemon Yoga Pants shouldn’t be an issue.  Lulemon took their Yoga Pants off of the market for being too sheer.  I suggested that they sell them in the lingerie stores for the exhibitionists.

When worn with thong panties, they spread the butt cheeks so the material appears to  disappear into the land of no return.  Without panties, they just don’t show panty lines but may show cameltoe (you can look that up yourself).  The black yoga pants and leggings cover more of the wanted, or unwanted areas, but I see more and more of them in different colors, and worn with the short sweater dresses and long shirts (Leggings worn as pants).  The lighter colors appear to show more than the black versions.

Ladies, you are torturing the straight guys with these fashions…Thank You!!!  They do make some of these things for guys, but guys should not wear them whether straight or gay.  They do not look right for a guy to wear them.  Also, whether you are a cowboy, or not, men should not wear Miss Me jeans or any similar design, but I see it more frequently all of the time.  Stay away from these guys if you don’t want to be asked on a gay date.

Back to the topic at hand, there are many things that could be told on behalf of the young school guys, all the way through the guys in nursing homes, but I will leave this portion of the post by saying, be careful around the guys in the nursing homes.  Leggings and yoga pants may become a means for an old guy to kill himself from over excitement.  Young guys who consider killing themselves because of a girl or woman, look around at the other fish in the sea.  You may be a minnow looking for a dolphin, but like me, even a dogfish can catch a mermaid:)

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